[guide.chat] : FW: Headaches
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2010 23:32:14 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Carol
Sent On: 20/07/2010 04:13
Sent To: keith
Subject: FW: Headaches
Subject: Headaches
Date
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been
having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, ''What happened?"
His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat "I do not
have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.."
It Worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he
can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks
up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed
and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the
bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the First time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes
back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees
him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife, she's not my wife,
she's not my wife..."
His funeral service will be held on Friday.
The New Busy is not the too busy.
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