[guide.chat] : : Childbirth? FWD
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 11:21:23 +0100
Subject: : Childbirth? FWD
Subject: Childbirth? (fwd)
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Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Katie, a 3-yr old
girl to hold
a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked.
Mum-to-be pushed and pushed and after a little while, a baby boy
was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
his bottom.
Baby began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katie for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old
what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Katie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
the first place... smack his arse again!"
If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you
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How about that then ? Keith
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