[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Last 10 pence

From: "Sally" <se.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Judith Appleton" <judith.appleton@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 2009 22:41:25 +0100

Hi Judith,

Thank you for letting us hear that brilliant forward email about the last ten p 
that made me have a good old belly laugh, which was really needed.  Thank you 
once again.

Sally  Skype name lizwool133 Eastbourne, East Sussex.      
-----Original Message-----
From: Judith Appleton - Email Address: judith.appleton@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 03/08/2009 19:38
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Subject: [guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Last 10 pence

 
Subject: Last 10 pence

Subject: Fwd: The last 10p.

      Last 10 pence 
       
       A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.. 
       He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him 
occupied. 
       
       Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....
        The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping 
him on the back.. 
       
       The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking. 
       Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. 
       
       A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue 
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup 
of coffee. 

      At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, 
neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and 
makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. 
       
       Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold 
of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and 
then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!! 

      After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
        coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her 
free hand. 
       
       Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father 
and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. 
       
       As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the 
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never 
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
       
       
       'No,' the woman replied. 

      I'm with the Inland Revenue..'

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