[etni] Re: [FWD: Legal Agreement]
- From: Barry <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: ask@xxxxxxxx, etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 01 Apr 2004 21:48:59 +0200
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> reply to "Sandra Pinto" <sandra@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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> Legal Agreement
>
> Hi All,
>
> Can anyone help me find an example of a Legal Agreement? I have tried
looking for this sort of forms, but they
> charge money for this in the available sites.
>
> This sort of thing should probably include all the expressions and
structures that a legal agreement usually
> does such as:
>
> the parties that are signing the agreement,
> date,
> terms etc.
>
> It would be a great help for me.
> Many thanks to whoever sends me an answer to this
Dear Sandra,
There is a wonderful legal agreement in a Marx Brothers' movie; just a
minute and i'll try to get it from the internet.
Groucho Marx: Now pay particular attention to this first clause, because
it's most important. There's the party of the first part shall be known in
this contract as the party of the first part. How do you like that, that's
pretty neat eh?
Chico Marx: No, that's no good.
Groucho Marx: What's the matter with it?
Chico Marx: I don't know, let's hear it again.
Groucho Marx: So the party of the first part shall be known in this contract
as the party of the first part.
Chico Marx: Well it sounds a little better this time.
Groucho Marx: Well, it grows on you. Would you like to hear it once more?
Chico Marx: Just the first part.
Groucho Marx: What do you mean, the party of the first part?
Chico Marx: No, the first part of the party, of the first part.
Groucho Marx: All right. It says the first part of the party of the first
part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the
first part, shall be known in this contract - look, why should we quarrel
about a thing like this, we'll take it right out, eh?
Chico Marx: Yes, it's too long anyhow. Now what have we got left?
Groucho Marx: Well I've got about a foot and a half.
Groucho Marx: Now what's the matter?
Chico Marx: I don't like the second party either.
Groucho Marx: Well, you should have come to the first party, we didn't get
home till around four in the morning. I was blind for three days.
Chico Marx: Hey look, why can't the first part of the second party be the
second part of the first party, then you'll get something.
Groucho Marx: Well look, rather than go through all that again, what do you
say?
Chico Marx: Fine.
Groucho Marx: Now I've got something here you're bound to like, you'll be
crazy about it.
Chico Marx: No, I don't like it.
Groucho Marx: You don't like what?
Chico Marx: Whatever it is, I don't like it.
Groucho Marx: Well don't let's break up an old friendship over a thing like
that. Ready?
Chico Marx: OK. Now the next part I don't think you're going to like.
Groucho Marx: Well your word's good enough for me. Now then, is my word good
enough for you?
Chico Marx: I should say not.
Groucho Marx: Well I'll take out two more clauses. Now the party of the
eighth part --
Chico Marx: No, that's no good, no.
Groucho Marx: The party of the ninth part --
Chico Marx: No, that's no good too. Hey, how is it my contract is skinnier
than yours?
Groucho Marx: Well, I don't know, you must have been out on a tail last
night. But anyhow, we're all set now, are we? Now just you put your name
right down there, then the deal is legal.
Chico Marx: I forgot to tell you, I can't write.
Groucho Marx: Well that's all right, there's no ink in the pen anyhow. But
listen, it's a contract isn't it? We've got a contract, no matter how small
it is.
Chico Marx: Oh sure. You bet.
>
> I hope you can use this. Barry
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