Re: morning
- From: Ryan Williams <ryan820509@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2014 15:29:03 +0200
Nice :)
On Thu, Nov 6, 2014 at 3:27 PM, Nicholas Robertson-Muir <nicmuir@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> Let's see...
> Walked to De Grendel sports ground, nothing there at all. 2 cops in a van
> pull up next to me, conversation leads to: "website wasn't updated, De
> Grendel is no longer a specified zone."
> They tell me that I can go to Bishop Lavis instead. Suuurrreeee.
> So anyways, this couple and their kid come drive past me as I'm done
> talking to the cops.
> I explain to them what the cops told me.
> The dude's like, "get in, we'll go look around" so, naturally, I climb in
> to some stranger's car.
>
> Long story short.
> End up on Blouwburg beach, swinging the flaming staff around... directly
> under all those huge fukkin rockets you may have seen last night.
>
> Good times.
> On 6 Nov 2014 15:19, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
>> Yup.
>>
>> How did the pyrotechnics go last night?
>>
>>
>>
>> *From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
>> *On Behalf Of *Nicholas Robertson-Muir
>> *Sent:* 06 November 2014 3:17 PM
>> *To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> *Subject:* RE: morning
>>
>>
>>
>> That shit is whack.
>>
>> On 6 Nov 2014 15:04, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>
>> wrote:
>>
>> Okay, so I tend to deal with financial regulations a lot of the time –
>> mainly risk management ones. A while ago the Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) regs came
>> into being. This was mainly because of stuff like the Enron scandal. These
>> SOX regs were supposed to promote good financial governance.
>>
>>
>>
>> Fast forward a few years and the US Fisheries guys board a fishing boat
>> and claim that the captain there had some undersized fish on board. They
>> tell him to get to shore for an inspection. He tells his crew to dump the
>> fish overboard. So far no real surprises. Usually doing this gets fishermen
>> a $500 fine or temp suspension of their license. This time the US gov
>> decides that dumping a fish overboard is the same as shredding documents
>> and that random fishing boats are the same as publicly listed corporations.
>> They charge the captain of the boat with shredding evidence. Under SOX
>> regs, the guy can get 20 years for this.
>>
>>
>> http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/05/fishy-business-at-supreme-court-florida-capt-john-yates-sad-saga/?intcmp=latestnews
>>
>>
>>
>> Fun times.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> *From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
>> *On Behalf Of *Ilitirit Sama
>> *Sent:* 06 November 2014 2:10 PM
>> *To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> *Subject:* Re: morning
>>
>>
>>
>> Woah....
>>
>>
>> http://jordaneldredge.com/projects/winamp2-js/
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