RE: morning
- From: Nicholas Robertson-Muir <nicmuir@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2014 15:27:27 +0200
Let's see...
Walked to De Grendel sports ground, nothing there at all. 2 cops in a van
pull up next to me, conversation leads to: "website wasn't updated, De
Grendel is no longer a specified zone."
They tell me that I can go to Bishop Lavis instead. Suuurrreeee.
So anyways, this couple and their kid come drive past me as I'm done
talking to the cops.
I explain to them what the cops told me.
The dude's like, "get in, we'll go look around" so, naturally, I climb in
to some stranger's car.
Long story short.
End up on Blouwburg beach, swinging the flaming staff around... directly
under all those huge fukkin rockets you may have seen last night.
Good times.
On 6 Nov 2014 15:19, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
> Yup.
>
> How did the pyrotechnics go last night?
>
>
>
> *From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> *On Behalf Of *Nicholas Robertson-Muir
> *Sent:* 06 November 2014 3:17 PM
> *To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Subject:* RE: morning
>
>
>
> That shit is whack.
>
> On 6 Nov 2014 15:04, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>
> wrote:
>
> Okay, so I tend to deal with financial regulations a lot of the time –
> mainly risk management ones. A while ago the Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) regs came
> into being. This was mainly because of stuff like the Enron scandal. These
> SOX regs were supposed to promote good financial governance.
>
>
>
> Fast forward a few years and the US Fisheries guys board a fishing boat
> and claim that the captain there had some undersized fish on board. They
> tell him to get to shore for an inspection. He tells his crew to dump the
> fish overboard. So far no real surprises. Usually doing this gets fishermen
> a $500 fine or temp suspension of their license. This time the US gov
> decides that dumping a fish overboard is the same as shredding documents
> and that random fishing boats are the same as publicly listed corporations.
> They charge the captain of the boat with shredding evidence. Under SOX
> regs, the guy can get 20 years for this.
>
>
> http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/05/fishy-business-at-supreme-court-florida-capt-john-yates-sad-saga/?intcmp=latestnews
>
>
>
> Fun times.
>
>
>
>
>
> *From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> *On Behalf Of *Ilitirit Sama
> *Sent:* 06 November 2014 2:10 PM
> *To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Subject:* Re: morning
>
>
>
> Woah....
>
>
> http://jordaneldredge.com/projects/winamp2-js/
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