Some facts The names of the all continents end with the same letter with which they start Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings. The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second. The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent". The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history. A snail can sleep for 3 years. In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands. *** Bizare facts If you yelled for eight years, seven months and six days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) If you pass air consistently for six years and nine months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (That one's easy to understand, isn't it?) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 9.5 m. (And you thought those Monty Python guys didn't do any fact checking!) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about pigs?) On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm...) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. Americans on the average eat 18 ha of pizza every day. (It shows.) Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming one-tenth of a calorie. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. (Moral: Always be willing to pay extra for good champagne. Cheap champagne is not worth the risk.) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (So those teachers that used to whack your left hand with a ruler and make you write with your right hand were actually trying to do you a favor, the miserable, misguided, fascist, sadistic bastards.) In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (That's a real leg crosser!) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (How did they know that?) Polar bears are left-handed. (This means they live, on average, nine years less.) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (Are our palates just not sophisticated enough to appreciate the complex taste of pond scum?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's the equivalent of a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ('Honey. I'm home... What the...?') Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Yeah, baby!) Butterflies taste with their feet. (0h shit!) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. A cat's urine glows under a black light. (That's in case you can't smell it.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish haven't got brains. *** Good scrabble player Make different words out of a chosen word. GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT. THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE *** 10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies : When you meet acquaintances/friends Stupid Question : Hey, what are you doing here? Answer : Well, it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet Stupid Question : Sorry, did that hurt? Answer : No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again or should i try this time." 3. At a funeral : One of the teary-eyed people ask Stupid Question : Why, why him, of all people? Answer : Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant : When you ask the waiter Stupid Question : Is the "blah blah blah" dish good ? Answer : No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question : Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer : Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding,and you ask Stupid Question : Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer : No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call Stupid Question : Sorry, were you sleeping ? Answer : No, I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think? 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair Stupid Question : Hey have you had a haircut? Answer : No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth Stupid Question : Tell me if it hurts? Answer : And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks Stupid Question : Oh, so you smoke ? Answer : No, it's a miracle...........it was a chalk it suddenly started fuming. *** Good Questions > > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? > > > > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? > > > > > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > > > > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? > > > > > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > > > > > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > > > > Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? > > > > > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? > > > > > Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! > > > > > What do you call male ballerinas? > > > > > Why ARE Trix only for kids? > > > > > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? > > > > > Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? > > > > > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? > > > > > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? > > > > > If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? > > > > > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > > > > Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? > > > > > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? > > > > >> > > > > Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? > > > > > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, > > > > > but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? > > > > > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window *** A man was touring a computer room. The technician says to him I've just created a computer that knows everything. Ask it any question and it will give you the right answer'. The man types in "where is my father?." The computer's lights start to flash. Bells and whistles go off and out pops a card that reads 'Your father is fishing in Michigan'. Man said 'that's wrong! My father died 10 years ago'. The technician is puzzled. He makes a few adjustments and says ask the question again but stated differently. So the man types in "Where is my mother's husband?" Again the lights flash, the bells and whistles go off. And out pops a card that reads 'Your mother's husband has been dead for 10 years. Your father just caught a 5 lb bass! ===== __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com