[adeel420] joke -- repeat after me
- From: LTC <mshaqeel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: adeel420@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2002 15:15:12 +0000 (GMT)
THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT
WITH ME ...
I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my
mailing
lists if I DON'T forward an email!
I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do
forward an
e-mail.
Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria
Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're
supposed to send me.
Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward
my e-mail
to more than 50 people!
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if
I send an e-mail
to 10 people.
I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ...
NEVER --NEVER !!
There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program,
and I am
not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me
$100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7
years old. He
is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT
ANY
MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
The government does not have a bill in Congress called
901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed,
will enable
them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful
flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP,
ZERO, NADA!!
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for
every
e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross
RECEIVES
donations.
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things
by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't
believe in
Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I
believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to
pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send
it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next
full moon
or you will surely be constipated for the next three
months and all
of your hair will fall out!
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