[access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
- From: angie loves alex <jamfordel@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 3 May 2010 00:01:44 +0000 (GMT)
can you let me have the address for julie's joke list tony
love angela mctigue alex stone's fiancee
--- On Mon, 3/5/10, tony sweeney <deirton711@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: tony sweeney <deirton711@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Monday, 3 May, 2010, 0:25
William!
A great post, but wrong list!
Passed it on to the julies jokers list on
yahoogroups!
Brightened up an otherwise gloomy weekend
weatherwise though!
Tony Sweeney
----- Original Message -----
From:
jim
mcauslan
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Sunday, May 02, 2010 8:46 PM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very
very funny jokes
Hi,
Well, it made me smile, and that's no bad
thing.
Thanks William.
Jim McAuslan from sunny Findhorn
jim.mcauslan@xxxxxxx
minds are like
parachutes
work best when open
----- Original Message -----
From:
"Eleanor Burke" <eleanorburke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To:
<access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent:
Sunday, May 02, 2010 8:33 PM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very
funny jokes
>
> Is this the correct list for funny jokes
or is it the Access Technology
> list?
> -original
message-
> Subject: [access-uk] off topic very very funny jokes
>
From: william lomas <lomaswilliam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>
Date: 02/05/2010 5:23 pm
>
> HI all, I know if I way off-base and
topic but these jokes are
> hillarious!!
>
>
> You
really have to watch what you write...extracts from letters written to
> local councils:
>
> 1. It's the dogs mess that I find
hard to swallow.
> 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has
backfired and burnt my
> knob off.
> 3. I wish to complain that
my father twisted his ankle very badly when he
> put his foot in the
hole in his back passage.
> 4. Their 18 year old son is continually
banging his balls against my
> fence.
> 5. I wish to report that
tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I
> think it was bad
wind the other day that blew them off.
> 6. My lavatory seat is cracked,
where do I stand?
> 7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is
coming away from the wall.
> 8. Will you please send someone to mend the
garden path. My wife tripped
> and fell on it yesterday and now she is
pregnant.
> 9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the
kitchen.
> 10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster,
and 50% are
> just plain filthy.
> 11. I am still having problems
with smoke in my new drawers.
> 12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot
bath the children until it is
> cleared.
> 13. Will you please
send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour
> and not fit to
drink.
> 14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three
pieces.
> 15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every
morning at
> 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for
me.
> 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden,
which is
> unsightly and dangerous.
> 17. Our kitchen floor is
damp. We have two children and would like a
> third, so please send
someone round to do something about it.
> 18. I am a single woman living
in a downstairs flat and would you please
> do something about the
noise made by the man on top of me every night.
> 19. Please send a man
with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
> wife.
>
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still
> have no satisfaction.
> 21. This is to let you know that our
lavatory seat is broke and we can't
> get BBC2.
> 22. My bush is
really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
> fungus
growing in it.
> 23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole
house and I just can't
> take it any
more.
>
>
>
>
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