[access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
- From: "Eleanor Burke" <eleanorburke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 3 May 2010 07:03:05 +0100
Marriage is outdated Tony.
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Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
From: "tony sweeney" <deirton711@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: 03/05/2010 1:18 am
Angie!
Just log on to the yahoogroups site and find julies jokers there!
I find that giving
an address to join a list Freelists goes mad thinking that I wish to join;
sorry for any apparent confusion!
Write me privately and I can certainly let you know the address for you to
join that.
At the risk of being turfed off this list, are you both not married yett!!!
Smile!!!
Rhetorical!
Regards,
Tony Sweeney
----- Original Message -----
From: angie loves alex
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, May 03, 2010 1:01 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
can you let me have the address for julie's joke list tony
love angela mctigue alex stone's fiancee
--- On Mon, 3/5/10, tony sweeney <deirton711@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: tony sweeney <deirton711@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Monday, 3 May, 2010, 0:25
William!
A great post, but wrong list!
Passed it on to the julies jokers list on yahoogroups!
Brightened up an otherwise gloomy weekend weatherwise though!
Tony Sweeney
----- Original Message -----
From: jim mcauslan
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Sunday, May 02, 2010 8:46 PM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
Hi,
Well, it made me smile, and that's no bad thing.
Thanks William.
Jim McAuslan from sunny Findhorn
jim.mcauslan@xxxxxxx
minds are like parachutes
work best when open
----- Original Message -----
From: "Eleanor Burke" <eleanorburke@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, May 02, 2010 8:33 PM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: off topic very very funny jokes
>
> Is this the correct list for funny jokes or is it the Access
Technology
> list?
> -original message-
> Subject: [access-uk] off topic very very funny jokes
> From: william lomas <lomaswilliam@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Date: 02/05/2010 5:23 pm
>
> HI all, I know if I way off-base and topic but these jokes are
> hillarious!!
>
>
> You really have to watch what you write...extracts from letters
written to
> local councils:
>
> 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
> 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my
> knob off.
> 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly
when he
> put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
> 4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against
my
> fence.
> 5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside
toilet roof. I
> think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
> 6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
> 7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from
the wall.
> 8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife
tripped
> and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
> 9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
> 10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and
50% are
> just plain filthy.
> 11. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
> 12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until
it is
> cleared.
> 13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
colour
> and not fit to drink.
> 14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three
pieces.
> 15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every
morning at
> 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
> 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden,
which is
> unsightly and dangerous.
> 17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would
like a
> third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
> 18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you
please
> do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every
night.
> 19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and
satisfy my
> wife.
> 20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but
I still
> have no satisfaction.
> 21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and
we can't
> get BBC2.
> 22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back
passage has
> fungus growing in it.
> 23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I
just can't
> take it any more.
>
>
>
>
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