[yshavurah] Joe Lieberman for President?

From: "GABRIELE LEVENTHAL" <leventhal4@xxxxxxx>
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Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 16:42:05 -0500

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  Now that Joe is running for President, we now have a=20
  new generation of jokes.=20



  The US Marine and Army Bands have just ordered the=20
  sheet music for Hava Nagila=20



The Chefs at the White House have just ordered Kosher=20
Cook Books, they were heard saying  "what the hell is GRIVENIS?"=20



The Air Force is preparing to lay newspaper down on the runways=20
at Andrews Air Force Base every Friday night.=20



Overnight, the Democratic National Committee received=20
$30 million ---- in pledges. $2 million was from "ANONYMOUS."=20



  The Secret Service has ordered bullet proof vests with=20
  Tsitsis on them.=20



  The LULUV will replace the Rose as the new National Flower.=20



  Hadassah Lieberman was heard saying, "Thank G-d the White=20
  House has more than ONE set of dishes."=20



  The Olympic Swimming Pool at Georgetown Univ. is being temporarily=20

turned into a Mikva so she can bring the dishes there to be made Kosher. =




The Secret Service Code Name for Joe Lieberman is "Mensch." That's=20

what the entire nation will be calling him.=20

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  A well-meaning gentile from Connecticut, upon getting to=20
  Washington enter Senator Lieberman's office when a Capitol=20
  Building guard stops him.=20



  "I'm sorry, Sir," the guard explained. "Senator Lieberman is=20
  doing Mincha and Mariv at this  time."=20


  The gentile walks away shaking his head, saying "Hmmm,=20
  Clinton only had Monica."=20







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[yshavurah] Joe Lieberman for President?

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