That explains a lot. Eric
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Subject: [uupretirees] Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That
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Georgia Governor Declares Water a Gateway Drug That Leads to Voting
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Borowitz<https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newyorker.com%2Fcontributors%2Fandy-borowitz&data=04%7C01%7C%7C04a825e8177b4e89646208d8f94f7df0%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637533467089877095%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C1000&sdata=nF01eSUJOPmuUtK%2Bw3jNJswgcubh3RqWn2ZaDTRKL1A%3D&reserved=0>March
29, 2021
ATLANTA (The Borowitz
Report<https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newyorker.com%2Fhumor%2Fborowitz-report&data=04%7C01%7C%7C04a825e8177b4e89646208d8f94f7df0%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637533467089877095%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C1000&sdata=%2FyA2iUG3sdM0d8EvfEEw5R5IeQVmZLTAtw%2F%2B9qRMZxY%3D&reserved=0>)—Raising
the ante in his ongoing battle with the aqueous substance, Georgia’s governor,
Brian Kemp, has declared water “a gateway drug that leads to voting.”
“We’ve consulted a lot of studies on this,” he said. “People are much more
likely to vote if they are under the influence of water.”
The governor said that he was considering a number of measures to address water
addiction, including stiffer penalties for voting while quenching.
In his starkest warning, Kemp told those who traffic in the banned liquid,
“We’re coming after you,” and promised prison time for anyone combining
hydrogen and oxygen in illegal water labs.
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