[triadtechtalk] Todays stock market
- From: Juanita Kimble <jkimble@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 12:30:15 -0500
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> Today's Stock Market
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> ~Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
> ~Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
> ~Knives were up sharply.
> ~Cows steered into a bull market.
> ~Pencils lost a few points.
> ~Hiking equipment was trailing.
> ~Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
> ~Weights were up in heavy trading.
> ~Light switches were off.
> ~Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
> ~Diapers remained unchanged.
> ~Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
> ~The market for raisins dried up.
> ~Coca Cola fizzled.
> ~Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
> ~Sun peaked at midday.
> ~Balloon prices were inflated.
> ~Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
> ~And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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> 3 new bonds are being issued:
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> * Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity
> * Gore bond: Has no interest
> * Clinton bond: Has no principle
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