[THIN] RANT: DogSh*t Criminals of the Web

  • From: "Jim Kenzig ThinHelp.com" <jkenzig@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Jim Blogger" <jkenzig.blog@xxxxxxxxxxx>, windows2000@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, THIN <thin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:53:27 -0400

*Here is the story, because of my recent illnesses I had to move into an
apartment from my beautiful 5600 sqare foot home because it was just too
much for me to take care of.  When I got to the apartment I realized my dog
Lilly enjoyed having a yard just too much. It was also too much for me to
take her in and out all the time. I needed to find a new home for her.  I
posted an ad on Craigslist and on petfinder.com and received many
replies..only they really didn't make any sense. These are the only SOME of
the responses I got. It seems that they all have spelling problems..HMM even
doctors who can't spell! Note there was no picture of the dog on
petfinder.com and also I did not ask for any money for her.  I'll call this
segment  DogSh*t Criminals of the Web. Oh and I got the added bonus from
petfinder of them posting my email address for the world to see (and phone
number mind you) ala no login required.. and now my NEW gmail mailbox I
opened just for this purpose is brimming with spam.  Thanks a lot Petfinder!
I guess I can't complain too much though because it was through petfinder
that I did get a good home for her. *
**
*Here is Craigs list warning!*

*** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
*
**

*HERE WE GOOO.....my comments are preceded by jk>.*

*jk>This guy takes free pets and puts them up for sale on other sites on the
web….. a simple google of his email address found this out.
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hi iam inquire about dog i live in elyria ohio can u deliver idont drive

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*jk>These people take your pet after you jump through hoops (vet record,
shots, fixed etc)and sell them for $95*

Hello.  I saw your ad for Lilly and I would like to help find her a
wonderful forever home.  My name is Amy and I am a volunteer for Nikita's
Wish rescue *www.nikitaswish.org* <http://www.nikitaswish.org/> .  We would
be willing to foster Lilly until a forever home can be found.  We require
potential adopters to fill out an application, we call their vet for a
reference and do a home visit before any animals can be adopted.  Please let
us know if we can help Lilly find a wonderful home.

Thank you,

Amy

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*jk>The old Money Order scam…*

robert patrick to ct233295

show details 1:49 PM (19 hours ago)

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Hello,
i am mr JAMES MARK  a veterinarian  doctor and the director of
Heart of Chelsea Animal Hospital situated at ,257 W 18th St, New
York, 10011 .
                    i am highly interested in
your pet coz i want  to take it to my house to live with my
family and I will like you to let
me know the condition of the pet.I'll be paying with money order
or cashier cheque  which will be issue out by my  client which will
be coming to your location for the pick up of the pet.I'll
instruct him  to issue $3800 in your name .Immidiately you
receive this cheque , i want you to take it to your bank, cash it
immidiately and deduct your selling price and also deduct extra
$200 for your running around and you'll send the excess to my
client for the shipment of the pet alongside  some  other (pets ) i
placed in order in care of him.he will also use the funds you'll
send to him to settle some customs problem and for ticket fee in
other to get to your location for the pick up of the pets
immidiately you send the excess funds to him.
                                    The excess
funds will be
send to the
client through
westernunion for him to come to your place  for the pick up 24hours
after receiving the payment from you without giving you any
stress.So, i do hope i can have trust about the excess funds which
is meant for my client.I will like you to get back to me with the
price of the pet  and send the following information for the
process of the payment.
NAME........
ADDRESS............
CITY......
STATE....
ZIP CODE........
PHONE # BOTH HOME AND CELL.....
I await your this info so that I can fax it down to my client that
will send u the payment.
THANKS

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*jk>And another one….*

Collins Wilson

show details Mar 8 (3 days ago)

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Hello,
My name is Dr Collins Wilson and my wife Glynnis Wilson was able to came
across your advert today concerning the pet adoption you posted for sale on
*Petfinder.com* <http://petfinder.com/> and i am much interest in re_ homing
your pet at a companion and also a member of my family, because i have
passion and care for pet.i spent much of my time taking care of my lost pet
and i lost her on my way taking her to vet clinic for nauture, since then
live has  been unbearable for my family expecially my daughter who care for
pet more that anything she does.
      I'm a christain and i live in Baton Rouge LA and My house was wood
fenced and 8.87fts high, i have enough garden in my premises where the pet
can roam about.. i have 2 daughters and a son.
    i will appreciate it if you can assure me 100% that you will be able to
let me re-home yours in replacement of my lost one.i don't know how happy my
daughter Benita  and her brother mark will be to see another pet in
replacement.You don't have to long for how to ship the pet.i will handle
that my self with care. so i want you to get back to me with the adoption
fees, present health condition, price, and pictures if available for more
satisfaction.
      P.S: After getting to a better compromise, i will be paying with a
check in us dollars and i'll instruct my TRUSTEE in the state to issue a
check on your behalf which will include the price of the pet.you need to get
all t his info to me as well as to issue the check as soon as possible.
   Name to be written on th e certified American check;
 Home address ,
 Phone Number;
 City;
 Zip Code;
 State;
please get back to me
 Dr Collins Wilson



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*jk>And another one… love the all caps. The dog is FREE moron. *



Donita Smith to donitasmith001

show details Mar 8 (3 days ago)

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HELLO,
HOW ARE YOU DOING ,I GUESS FINE.
AM DONITA FROM WASHINGTON.
AM A PET LOVERS AND MY FAMILY,I ALSO HAVE 2 KIDS
WHICH ARE FROM 15YRS AND 18YRS OLD.
AM INTRESTED IN BUYING YOUR PET", .. NOW,
AM PAYING WITH BANK CERTIFIES CASHIER CHECK OR MONEY
ORDER .
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME MORE CONDITIONS ABOUT ITS AND
THEN SEND ME THE
PICTURES ALSO?
SO I NEED YOUR INFO BELOW?
1. FULL NAME ----------------------
2. ADDRESS--------------------------
3. PHONE NUMBER -------------
4. LAST PRICE-----------------------
NOW
SO THAT I CAN ISSUE OUT THE PAYMNET FOR YOU THROUGH
POST OFFICE.
AM READY TO PAY FOR THE PET NOW.
DO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR DETAILS NOW,SO THAT I
CAN SEND THE
PAYMENT
FOR YOU BY TOMORROW MORNING.
THANKS

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*jk>Still another one.. adorable eh? There was NO PICTURE how do your know
she was adorable? Idiot!*

Michealson Laurence to joann.corbett

show details Mar 8 (3 days ago)

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      I saw your advert today on a classified site on internet concerning
your adorable pet adoption you posted on pet
*finder.com*<http://finder.com/>, I am very much interested in
re-homing your pet at a companion to be part
of my family, because my 10 yrs old son love pet so much and i have passion
and care for pets also.i will like to know if the pet is still available for
sale and the present health condition of the pet more so the pictures if
available for more satisfaction.. i wait to read back from you after you
might have concider to give me the details of your pet

 Regards,

Dr.Michealson

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*jk>And yet another one..your going to drive my dog from Ohio to California?
SIght unseen? You mean there are no other dogs there that wouldn't cost
you hundreds of dollars in gas to get? AND PAY FOR ME TO COME TO CALIFORNIA
TO SEE HER? WOOHOO!*



Jennifer Watson to kjacot

show details Mar 8 (3 days ago)

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Good Day

My Name is Jennifer , i have from AGOURA HILLS. California [ USA] . Its just
to  tell you that am interested in adopting your pet that you placed for
adoption through your ads. i want to adopt the pet for my daughter that had
lost her pet some months back. she need pet to keep her bussy and for her to
concentrate on what she was doing. its not been easy for her cos she just
lost  her  father  some months ago and she is the only child of the family
and  i had promised that i will do anything she wanted in order to make her
happy all the time. and she said she was in need of your pet , she want your
pet to be part of us and you shouldn't not worry about how the pet gonna get
to us here, cos we will send pick up company to your location for the
picking up of pet direct from you. am sure with that the pet will be save
before getting here and i can even pay your flight ticket to come  . if you
wish to see the pet after  adopting the pet to my daug hter , in order for
you to see the pet again and the pet condition and i want you to send the
pictures of the pet if available for my daughter to see and i want you to
tell me the final asking price for the adoption,. i want you to reply me
soon,

Yours Faithfully
Jennifer

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*jk>And still another one….ooooh she'd be living with Fishes and toads AND
horses..how quaint. *

Good Day Seller,
         Season greeting to you....i just browse throught internet and i
found your advert  on your pet for adoption so interesting and  will really
love to have the pet at my home..... by the way My name is Nathanel,65 yrs
old man ..living in my own house in Wyoming with a large compound and a pond
in which i take care of fishes and toads ...and a horse as well in which i
ride on and i am looking forward to have your pet at my home so that i could
have a pet to include as well as a pet i could go arround with and play with
my G-kids as well.Please i will like to know it condition and your last
offer on it...... Conclusively,i will appreciate if you can send me some
pictures of the pet and you are to be aware that i will be taking care of
the picking up of the pet to my home cos i have a courier that do help me in
taking care of  shipping a pet . Get back to me as soon as you receive this
message if u are willing to adopt the pet for me so that we can make
arrangement for the payment.
Regards.....
Nathanel

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*jk>Oh but it didn't stop there… Adorable again. IDIOT THERE WAS NO PICTURE!
I must of formatted the text beautifully. *

ichard Williams to Alexmac156

show details Mar 8 (2 days ago)

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* * I came across your advert on pet finder about your adorable pet for
adoption..i am very much interested in adopting your pet to become member of
my family and i have a large garden where the pet can play and my children
Tammy and susan are pet lovers so i want you to consider your pet is coming
to a loving family..i have attach  pictures of my family and part of our
garden where the pet can roam about.



I will like to know if your pet is still available for sale and the present
health condition of the pet and it pictures if available for more
satisfaction..i will be paying with a check payment and i will send you the
payment as soon you give me your details such as Your full name to be on the
check and your full contact address including your zip code and your phone
number for smooth communication.I will be responsible for the shipping

 Thanks and God bless you



 Richard

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*jk>By this one I was getting pretty fed up… a zoo in Africa? At least it
wouldn't be a pet mill or testing lab. : )*

Kelvin Williams to kittygurrl33

show details Mar 9 (1 day ago)

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Dear Sir/Ma,

I am a Veterinary Doctor based London, England with most clients all over
West African countries and UK cities, we also run many zoo in some African
cities and London towns. I have Clinics in most West African and UK Cities.
I once ran a Vet clinic and pet shop in 121 Dothan Road Abbeville, Al
36310-2904.

I have a client who's interested in your lovely Pet and also willing to pay
me anything i charged to bring it to his lovely home, he's a Pet lover and
he paid us visit every week for treatment to his Pet. He wants to package
your Pet as a secret gift for his wife birthday coming up soon. I can assure
you that your Pet is not going for an experiment, Pet mill or going to end
up in Lab. testing.



I will also like to know some few things about .......

Name

Vet Check history

Vet Certificate

Breed

Age

Adoption fee

Home or House pet

friendly with kids or not

Aggressiveness Closeness

Mode of Adoption

Pictures



Please get back to me with these information's and we will proceed to
adoption immediately. The Adoptee will like to know all these and more
before taking up the adoption. The Adoptee is in Alabama, he's a Car dealer,
his name is Fuller Pontiac, 525 Kirkland St Abbeville, AL 36310-2735. You
need not ship the Pet international. My shipper will come and pick up and
deliver to the new Adopter's home in Alabama. Please let me have full
information's.





NB: I will also need Your.....

Full Name

Full Address

Telephone number to reach you for discussion.



Thanks

Dr. Kelvin Williams

Tel= +447514966958

email= *vetpetlife1@xxxxxxxxx* <vetpetlife1@xxxxxxxxx>



Note: If you have any enquiry to make concerning this transaction, please
email or call the phone number above.

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*jk>Arrrrgh!! Idiot.. I didn't post a price on petfinder.com. *



Jom Dmdonald to littleangel1590

show details Mar 10 (1 day ago)

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Hello,
      HAPPY NEWYEAR.......      I'm DMDONALD .I saw your  advert about your
pet adoptation   .I am interested in adopting the pet, you have with you  .
I'll be making my payment with money order  .As for the shipping I'll
contact a shipping agent of mine who will arranged for the Pick up as soon
as the transaction is sealed, but i will  like to know the following things
about the pets:-

i,The present condition of the pet ?

ii, how friendly the pet his?
iiiwhat  your  pet  like and what he dislike ?
iv, pictures of the pets ( if available)
v, the last adoption price apart from the price you posted on *petfinder.com
* <http://petfinder.com/>
 pls get back to me as soon possible so that  we can carry with this
transaction, here is mymobile number  where you can reach me 07024080827
I'll be looking forward to your response..
Regards,

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*jk>Hey I'll get $200 just for running around…AND he will deduct the selling
price of FREE! How generous!*

robert patrick to ct233295

show details 1:49 PM (19 hours ago)

 Reply

Hello,
i am mr JAMES MARK  a veterinarian  doctor and the director of
Heart of Chelsea Animal Hospital situated at ,257 W 18th St, New
York, 10011 .
                    i am highly interested in
your pet coz i want  to take it to my house to live with my
family and I will like you to let
me know the condition of the pet.I'll be paying with money order
or cashier cheque  which will be issue out by my  client which will
be coming to your location for the pick up of the pet.I'll
instruct him  to issue $3800 in your name .Immidiately you
receive this cheque , i want you to take it to your bank, cash it
immidiately and deduct your selling price and also deduct extra
$200 for your running around and you'll send the excess to my
client for the shipment of the pet alongside  some  other (pets ) i
placed in order in care of him.he will also use the funds you'll
send to him to settle some customs problem and for ticket fee in
other to get to your location for the pick up of the pets
immidiately you send the excess funds to him.
                                    The excess
funds will be
send to the
client through
westernunion for him to come to your place  for the pick up 24hours
after receiving the payment from you without giving you any
stress.So, i do hope i can have trust about the excess funds which
is meant for my client.I will like you to get back to me with the
price of the pet  and send the following information for the
process of the payment.
NAME........
ADDRESS............
CITY......
STATE....
ZIP CODE........
PHONE # BOTH HOME AND CELL.....
I await your this info so that I can fax it down to my client that
will send u the payment.
THANKS

_________________________________



*Finally a kind girl named Kayti who has a farm ended this madness and
called me and came and got her. She offered that I can come and visit
anytime. She has 10 acres of land and my dog should be very happy there.  But
it really dismays me that these crooks are out there preying on people
trying to find a good home for their pet. They really are just a piece of
DogSh*t. Now all I have to do is figure out how to get the posting with all
my personal data on it removed from petfinder.com. It seems my login simply
doesn't work. Oh woe is me. *

* *

*Jim*

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