This week The Big Jewel is proud to feature the thoughts of the world's most respected inter-species ethicist (apart from Pamela Anderson), David Martin: "The PETV Newsletter" by David Martin People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables -- August Newsletter. Well, it's August, and the corn is as high as an elephant's eye. But, as we know, not for long. As you read this newsletter, thousands of combines and harvesters are viciously cutting down our silken-eared brothers and sisters throughout the Midwest. Idealistic Hammerstein lyrics aside, Man's irrational war against nature continues... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx