Welcome to The Big Jewel, where even the Bard of Avon is never safe from unseemly ridicule. This week we hail the return of the ever-popular J. Pinkerton, whose tale of a miscast and misbegotten production of Hamlet should be kept away from children and members of PETA: "A Letter of Apology For My All-Hamster Production of Hamlet, and the Firefight with the Police Which Ensued" By J. Pinkerton Dear Parents, If you are reading this letter, you were in the audience the afternoon of September 7th for my all-hamster production of Shakespeare's Hamlet. This letter should be seen as a big "Thank you!" for your attendance and support. It also serves double duty as an official apology, constituting one stipulation of my five-year sentence and rehabilitation as a consequence of my all-hamster production of Shakespeare's Hamlet... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx