I checked my e-mail this morning and there was a message from a friend wishing me a happy birthday. I forgot! That stuff happened when you turn 60. 60!?. Now I am officially OLD! When you were a kid did you ever imagine that one day you would be 60 freakinâ years old? Not me. Thereâs another reason I may not make it to T@P. I am too old for the long trip, what with my walker and oxygen tanks and all.