[tcb] 30 Days to Psycoblooie!
- From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <buskatiers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Chad E. Johnson" <chadeverette@xxxxxxxxx>, "Christi Partee" <christip2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "cynthia Permanteau" <massonlaw@xxxxxxx>, <jurisdrs@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "marcus hanson" <marcusvh68@xxxxxxxxx>, <PPeranteau@xxxxxxx>, <Volksmeisters@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Andrew S. Barnes" <deabarnes@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 2 Jun 2010 21:52:35 -0500
OK, the explosives have all been purchased. Construction deadlines have been
set. Brush is being cut. The fireflies are out. All is being made ready for
Psycoblooie #?
I don?t know how many there have been. Do we start the count from Neil?s
burnt thumbs? Dan Martin has figured it before, so that might make him and
Kat the PB Historians. Maybe he will tell us. It might be #4 since we got
serious about the explosives. There were years before where it was only half
hearted explosives. Was the portapotty corn episode 3 years ago? That year
we established, with all certainty, that a shitload of corn equals 3 cases.
The Produce manager at Paul?s grocery store set that as the standard
worldwide. That was the year of Paul taking the ladies to the tattoo parlor
at Midnite. Does anybody remember ice cream Brandy Alexanders? Was it Mike
that made the first Psycoblooie window stickers? Our mascot, Ed the Head, is
a permanent fixture on the side of Frazier?s bus. Who remembers God?s
lightning show after our huge, yet feeble, fireworks? Ah, memories, wish I
still had a memory. These days I mostly rely on younger folk to tell me what
really happened.
I want to put up one of those $300 hard side swimming pools( 4 feet deep), I
could put it right in front of the hot tub, but it might take up too much
camping area. It would really feel good in the Arkansas heat. I am sure we
will destroy it, but it will be fun.
I am exploring cutting a trail down to the lake, but it would be such a
climb (300? ft altitude in ½ mile) it may just be easier to load everyone in
to trucks and drive 10 minutes to the boat ramp.
As far as can be known, the Nob Hill Volunteer Fire Department still intends
to burn down a house for our entertainment. Not many parties can say that
such an event has ever been on their agendas. If they can?t get it together,
I guess I could torch it and then they can put it out for us. I know we may
have as many as four lawyers in attendance, only two are criminal lawyers,
so I may need to work on them extra hard to make the trip from San Antonio.
Chad and the Kupkake aren?t practicing, but I bet they could confuse the
Sheriff long enough for me to get away. It?s always good to have lots of
lawyers. How did I get here? Oh, yeah, arson.
We will have a little safety fence this year since the runaways, while
funny, are seeming very common. The one last year singed the back of my legs
before blowing up under the seat of a fine citizen that took it extremely
well. It will be a tiny precaution. Lawyers, and a dentist will be standing
by.
Thank whatever God there is that Lois Smith is doing much better, and as
much as I hope Paul can make it, as I consider his showing up as a highlight
of the whole thing, he may be busy at home. I have even thought, at a
fleeting moment, that I could move the whole thing to Morgan?s Point Resort,
down to Paul?s Park, although I don?t know how the Post would feel about all
that illegal blowing up of stuff. Although, it would be easier to have the
criminal lawyers on hand down there. Always plan ahead, I say.
If we shave a bunch of magnesium from a case and pack it in black powder and
set it to a spark, will it make a pretty firework? Dentists have a lot of
experience with bleeding, do they know about burns? Did I mention we have a
dentist?
I hope to see lots of new faces as well as all my old friends. Remember that
we will have the mayhem on the 3rd, Saturday. Sunday will allow those who
must, to head home. Anyone who wants to stay will see the horizon filled
with the 4th of July and the denizens of the village below spend all of
their savings and kid?s college funds on the best fireworks that can get. I
do so love the little people.
Hope to see you. If you can?t make it just send me $35. Might as well come
then, huh.
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