<T34 Rulez> Re: Fw: take it in the right sense
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Subject: Fw: take it in
the right sense
>A
>First standard teacher was having trouble with one of
>her students.
> The
>teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
>
>Harry answered, "I'm
>too smart for the first standard. My sister is in
>the third standard and
>I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
>the third standard
>too!"
>
>The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the
>principal's
>office.
>
>While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
>explained to the principal what the situation was.
The
>principal told the teacher he would give the boy a
>test and if he failed to answer any of his
>questions he was to go back to the first standard and
>behave.
>
>The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the
>conditions
>were explained to him and he agrees to take the
>test.
>
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>
>Harry: "9".
>
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Harry: "36".
>
>And so it went with every question
>the principal thought a third standard should know.
>The
>principal looks at the teacher and tells her,
> "I think Harry can
>go to the third standard."
>
> The teacher says to the
>principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
> The principal and
>Harry both agree.
> The teacher asks,
>
>
>"What does a cow have four of that I have only two
>of?"
> Harry,
>after a moment, "Legs."
>
> Teacher: "What is in your
>pants that you have
> but I do not
>have?"
>
> The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
>question!
>
> Harry replied,
>"Pockets."
>
>Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is
>hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
>liquid ?
> Harry:
>Coconut
>
>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
>could
>stop the answer,
>
>Harry was taking charge.
>
>Teacher:
>What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
>sticky ?
> Harry:
>Bubblegum
>
>The Principal said to stop this session, but the
>teacher
>continued.
>
>Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
>questions, answer me.
> Harry: Yep.
>
>Teacher: You stick your
>poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
>wet before you
>do.
>
>Harry: tent
>
>Teacher: A finger goes in me. You
>fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always
>has me
>first.
>
>Principal was looking restless and bit
>tensed.
>
>Harry: wedding ring
>
>Teacher: I come in many
>sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me
>you feel
>good.
>
>Harry: nose
>
>Guys please take things in the right
>sense like harry and ME.
>
>Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
>penetrates. I come with a quiver.
>
>Harry:
>arrow
>
>Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'
>that
>means a lot of excitement?
>
>Harry:
>"Firetruck"
>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
>teacher,
>
>"Put Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last
>ten questions
>myself."
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