<T34 Rulez> A Victim of SPAM
- From: vikram.ramakrishnan@xxxxxxx
- To: rectmca03@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 13 Aug 2004 16:36:43 +0530
Hilarious....
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded
chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes
I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with
a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial
a stupid number and the I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is,
for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys
and
leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl,
she's
been 7 since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in
their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.
Tired of calling divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her
hubby
suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next
10 seconds, a bird will crap on your head today at 6 :30pm.
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Vikram Ramakrishnan
Tata Consultancy Services
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Sholinganallur, Old Mahabalipuram,
Chennai - 600 119,Tamil Nadu
India
Mailto: vikram.ramakrishnan@xxxxxxx
Website: http://www.tcs.com
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