[ST:FAB] Re: [Fun][80808.05] Joke: Cats (No Files Attached)
- From: DrJodyofDelta@xxxxxxx
- To: stfab@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2008 12:19:31 EDT
Mark..you forgot the most important Cat rule...
Dogs have owners. Cat's have staff.
In a message dated 8/5/2008 11:19:32 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
ilmarkll@xxxxxxx writes:
_Cat Rules _ (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-385758-558818)
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything which can be pried up
isn't sufficiently nailed down.
- Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and might get back
to you.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and
it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look
like the dog did it.
- Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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