Happy New Year to all!!!
THE OUTDOOR MAN
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity
level.
He described a typical day this way:
Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive
rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of
poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!
NAH,he replied, I'm just a shitty golfer.
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