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Subject: [sogagg] Re: Neologisms
Love ‘em!
Here’s an entry for the second section of the article below where you add,
subtract or change one letter of a word and supply a new definition:
SLOGAGG (v):, the protracted reaction of the throat when you realize you’ve
achieved low net in a Society outing…
😊 Cheers,
/Ace
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Gar Wright
Sent: Sunday, April 26, 2020 6:50 AM
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Subject: [sogagg] Neologism
Neologisms
Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its
yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative
meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle(n.), olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you
die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter,
and supply a new definition.
The winners are:
-Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
-Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
-Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
-Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
-Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
- Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these Really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.
- Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
- Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit
you're eating.
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