[sogagg] Re: February 8th -- a very special day

From: Carl Robbins <carlrobbinssd@xxxxxxxxx>
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2022 11:24:48 -0800

Happy Happy Birthday Ace!!!!😊👍🎂🎊🎉All the best!Hooks
Carl Robbins4676 Murat CourtSan Diego, CA 92117-2443(619) 876-3652

On Feb 8, 2022, at 5:54 AM, Casey Tanaka <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Happiest of birthdays Ace!We in SOGAGG are lucky to call you our big toe!!Yours in Jack-in-the-Box consumption,Brassie

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On Tuesday, February 8, 2022, 5:47 AM, John Hank <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Happiest of Birthdays Ace!
sHank & Birdie

PS KD, well done, but you forgot to mention that he knows how to operate a manure spreader under the key moments of his life.
On Tuesday, February 8, 2022, 05:23:10 AM PST, <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Fellow Society Members,

Today (February 8th) is an auspicious day in history as it marks the anniversary of a number of pivotal events that have shaped the world as we know it. For example:

Invention of the “Guttie” golf ball, (made from the dried sap of a Malaysian Sapodilla tree). Prior to this, golfers used the “featherie”, a hand-sewn almost-round leather sack filled with chicken feathers (and which travelled a distance roughly equivalent to the best SOGAGG tee shot…..). Note: After widescale transition to the “Guttie”, medical innovations such as roller bandages, tubular bandages, triangular bandages and the x-ray machine were quickly introduced…..
Creation of the “shot glass”. This advance was directly tied to the introduction of the water hazard, fairway bunker, 3-putt, 4-putt, and the expression “it’s still your turn….”. Also implemented: a variety of new swear words, and rapid increases in alcohol sales (most notably in Ireland and Scotland).
First use of the fast-food “drive-through” based on a 2-way intercom system. The responsible new restaurant start-up (aka “Jack in The Box”), recently witnessed one customer’s millionth order of the #26 breakfast meal at their Bonita California store. The #26 breakfast consists of: sausage patties, sausage links, a slab of bacon, ½ dozen eggs, 4 lbs of hashbrowns, two hamburger patties, a large cheese wedge, French fries, French toast, an apple turnover, pancakes, biscuits and gravy, bread pudding, tiramisu, a slice of apple pie, more bacon, and a ¼ inch piece of kale -- all served on a 12” sourdough Muffin (Note: the ¼ inch waft of kale is optional….). Total nutritional count is listed as 1.2 million calories.
But most significantly, February 8th is known as the birthdate of our very own Dwayne “Ace” Junker – a fatherly Fauntleroy whose fellowship and fanciful fantabulousness we favor so fervently. A familial fascinator who is faithfully fair to family and friends alike. Whose famed features, fulsome forbearance, and fresh fecundicy freely fosters fabulous feel-good feelings for fortuitous folks. A founder of fraternities. A frolicsome, fun-loving, first-rate friend. A fulsome fellow whose fidelity and frivolity we fondly follow. And a filosopher, filantropist, and “funmeister” of the finest fashion.

Some key moments in our largehearted leader’s life:
Feb 8th, 19xx….., born in Jackson Minnesota. [Note (1): He is 1 of only 3,972 people in the world who has ever been to, or even heard of, Jackson, Minnesota. Note (2): today’s temperature high in Jackson will be a -11.3 degrees….]
A 30 year Navy veteran who held 13 different ranks throughout his career starting from bootcamp through MasterChief Petty Officer with continued promotions as a commissioned officer. (The Navy still speaks of his service in hushed tones….)
After spearheading a series of successful business enterprises following his military career, he decided to go in a different direction and took up golf. This effort to balance out his many other successes is having predictable results…..
Has the distinction of having been hit by a golf ball on five (5) separate occasions (by fellow players who allegedly call themselves his “friends”). This feat has been submitted to the Guiness book of records…...
Introduced into the “Jack in the Box” Hall of Fame for consuming one million #26 breakfast sandwiches at the same location. (see previously described historical facts).
Rumored to have scored a “hole in one” on a regulation golf course. (Witnesses unable to be located at the time of this writing…..)
Founder of SOGAGG. (Still under investigation by local, state, and federal law enforcement authorities….).
Personal advisor, life coach, fashion coordinator, and sketch-writer for Bill Murray (see weblink below).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KddGRW2qyCo

A chipper among the chippiest…., a putter among putters….. a man who never met a sand trap that he couldn’t “dig”….., Please join me in offering our wholehearted congratulations to “Ace” (aka “Fearless Leader”) on his very special day!!!!

Very, very respectfully…..,

KD

Gar Wright
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
(619) 733-3309

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- [sogagg] Re: February 8th -- a very special day
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