[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: elephant into a refrigerator
- From: "Jane Kerner" <jkerner@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <gsdk9rat@xxxxxxxx>, <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 13:27:33 -0500
Rachel sounds something like a US Marine Corps drill instructor in this post.
=;-D
All her German Shepherd Dogs know who the boss is........
She has a huge, full capacity refrigerator, as big as an ark, filled with an
obedience trained giraffe and elephant, with room left over for all the
alligators in the river if need be.
I know she has a son with the heart of a warrior.......
He is a United States Marine.
God bless the United States Marines..........and their mothers.
Jane Kerner
----- Original Message -----
From: Rachel Anderson
To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, August 18, 2007 7:22 AM
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: elephant into a refrigerator
Original post:
" 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
>
> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
> the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
> the repercussions of your previous actions."
I open the door, tell the giraffe "Sit! Stay!" tell the elephant to "Kennel
Up" and put in any other thing I want 'cause all my animals are properly
socialized and besides, I'M the alpha B around here and obviously I have
purchased a properly sized refrigerator that can house the animals I'm
asking to get in.
This shows I understand the undertaking I may be asked to perform, can plan
ahead and provide adequately, plus with the socializing skills I still have
enough room to put all the alligators in the fridge in case the convention
gets over and I still need to cross the river.
Rachel & the Ark
An American Working Dog Kennel
Doing Our Part To Take A Bite Out Of Crime Since 1986!
http://aaronswoodsarabians.homestead.com
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Proud Blue Star Mom of PFC Aaron Anderson, USMC
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a
miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein
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