[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: SMILE

From: InquestGSD@xxxxxxx
To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 2009 07:27:30 EDT
Shared by a club member........humor is alive and  well.....LOL
Women drivers.

This morning on the Interstate, driving my dog to the vet,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac 
doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her  
eyeliner. 
I looked away for a couple seconds! and when I looked back she was halfway  
over
in my lane, still working on that makeup. 

As a man, I don't  scare easily. But she scared me so much -- I dropped
my electric shaver,  which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying  to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it  knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my  legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and
the Twins, ruined the damn phone,  soaked my trousers, and disconnected
an important call.  Damn women  drivers!! 
 





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