In a message dated 9/19/05 7:52:41 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time, edwinx@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes: ...how about drug testing????.... The more I think about background checks, and the more I get involved in this upcoming election, the more I realize we do allow too many people to run for office with no check system. We don't need a background check, but what we need is a sanity clearance for anyone who runs for any office or director of the GSDCA. The first question would be, 1. "Do you want to be elected to the board of directors of the GSDCA.: 2. If you answered "yes" you are disqualified from seeking office, turn in your question booklet, and never allow yourself to be put on the ballot again. You do not have the intelligence needed to work for this club. 3. If you answered "no" you are disqualified from seeking office, turn in your question booklet, and never allow yourself to be put on the ballot again. You are smart enough to work for this club, but clearly not sane enough. 4. If you skipped the first question, and have gone directly to number 4, you are the sort of person we want to serve on the board of directors of the GSDCA. Please move to the front of the room and wait for the next announcement. Do not leave the room. Someone will come by to get you for your financial, sexual, and emotional profiles. Evan _Asgard German Shepherds_ (http://www.asgardgsd.com/) http://www.asgardgsd.com/ Where Type Movement and Temperament come together ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================