[ SHOWGSD-L ] More important than a Background check

  • From: ELG440@xxxxxxx
  • To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2005 17:34:46 EDT

 
 
In a message dated 9/19/05 7:52:41 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,  
edwinx@xxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
...how  about drug testing????....



 
The more I think about background checks, and the more I get involved in  
this upcoming election, the more I realize we do allow too many people to run  
for office with no check system.  We don't need a background check, but  what 
we 
need is a sanity clearance for anyone who runs for any office or  director of 
the GSDCA.
 
The first question would be,
 
1.   "Do you want to be elected to the board of directors of the  GSDCA.:
 
2.   If you answered "yes" you are disqualified from seeking  office, turn in 
your question booklet, and never allow yourself to be put on the  ballot 
again.  You do not have the intelligence needed to work for this  club.
 
3.   If you answered "no" you are disqualified from seeking  office, turn in 
your question booklet, and never allow yourself to be put on the  ballot 
again.  You are smart enough to work for this club, but clearly not  sane 
enough.
 
4.   If you skipped the first question, and have gone directly to  number 4, 
you are the sort of person we want to serve on the board of directors  of the 
GSDCA.  Please move to the front of the room and wait for the next  
announcement. Do not leave the room.  Someone will come by to get you for  your 
financial, sexual, and emotional profiles.
 
Evan

_Asgard German Shepherds_ (http://www.asgardgsd.com/)   
http://www.asgardgsd.com/
Where Type Movement and Temperament  come together


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