[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Jesus Is Watching You
- From: louroshepherds@xxxxxxxxx (Louis Christina)
- To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:42:25 -0500
Jesus is watching you. A burgler
broke into a house one night. He shined his flashight arond looking for
valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a
strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying " Jesus is
watching."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
and start searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out
so he could disconnect the wires he heard clear as a bell " Jesus is
watching.
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the
source of the of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
a parrot. Did you say that, he hissed at the parrot? "Yep" the parrot
confessed, then squawked, " I'm just trying to warn you."
The burgler relaxed. " Warn me huh, who in the world are you?"
" Moses replied the bird."
" Moses" the burgler laughed. " What kind of people would name their
bird Moses?"
The same kind of people that named their German Shepherd,____ "Jesus."
Just a little HUMOR Remember
those of you not playing. " JESUS IS WATCHING."
Louie
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