[ SHOWGSD-L ] Good luck
- From: "David Fritsche" <d_fritsche@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Showgsd-L@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:48 -0700
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose
it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The
spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are
you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It was twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines
fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before
he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or No Man's land? >
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury
survivors", proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six
people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get
off and four get on. In Cardiff , 1 1 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on . In Carmathen, six
people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What
was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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