[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Don't give up ladies...
- From: Robert Neiman <bnbgsds2000@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: rockannand@xxxxxxx, List <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:41:11 -0700 (PDT)
rotflmao. tHATVWAS GOOD.
Kate Syssoloff <rockannand@xxxxxxx> wrote: Content-Type: Text/Plain;
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty=
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and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars fo=
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dinner.=0D
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I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you thi=
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money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"=0D
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"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.=0D
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"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.=0D
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"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need t=
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spend all my time trying to stay alive."=0D
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"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.=0D
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"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. " I=0D
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"=0D
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"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.=0D
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my=0D
husband and me tonight."=0D
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The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you
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doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."=0D
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I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks li=
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after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."=0D
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Kate Syssoloff - Rockannand GSD 1-604-826-9619=0D
In Beautiful British Columbia, Canada=0D
SEL INTEGRA~SEL PATENT~FV SOLEIL~BIM THE TANGO~EKO-LAN'S FORTUNE=0D
http://www.rockannand.com=0D
http://members.shaw.ca/rockannand=0D
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