[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Dog related nice letter from a Mom to her son -
- From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: showgsd <Showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 25 Jan 2006 18:32:46 -0500
Oh, I think she forgot to say that the dogs just jumped out! LOL
JOSEPH EVANS wrote:
>It was a shame the dogs were in the back when they couldn't get that tail
>gate down........ Duh... <VBG>
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>>Dearest Redneck Son,
>>I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
>>where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that
>>most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't
>>be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family
>>that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't
>>have to change their address.
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>>This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
>>about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
>>seen them since.
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>>The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
>>time for three days and the second time for four days.
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>>About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
>>would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut
>>them off and put them in the pockets.
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>>Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
>>because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
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>>Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
>>yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just
>>like your brother.
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>>Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
>>pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he
>>burned for three days.
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>>Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
>>driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
>>friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
>>tailgate down!
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>>There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
>>has happened.
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>>Your Favorite Aunt,
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>>Mom
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