Get yourself a large flock of song birds who need the 'wool' for their nests. OOps, then go to, is it Wisconsin??, for a few dozen cats to control all the birds. Need a couple of cat chasers?? Come to my house. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, better yet, just live with the fur lined floors. Folks pay sooo much for angora and you have a built in producer! -- Suzanne www.tsalishepherds.com Home of Ch Firedog, Ch Cookie, Ch Flair, BIS/BISS Ch Yancy, Ch Flash, and Lil' Miss Dancer!! Website updated 11/04 -------------- Original message -------------- > I am afflicted! It has reached me! All these symptoms are too familiar, > and actually have been for some time....And it's not getting any better. > I am "drowning" in dog hair. Dog hair, dog hair everywhere, there is no > end to it. HELP! > Lee > > On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 09:41:47 -0700 "Helen Franklin" > writes: > > Dog Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!! > > In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has > > announced the > > discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. > > This > > substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the > > following > > symptoms in female humans: > > > > * Reluctance to cook > > > > * Reluctance to perform housework > > > > * Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats > > > > * Reluctance to work except in support of a dog > > > > * Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an > > addiction) > > > > Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this > > substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end. > > > > > > This has been a Public Service Announcement... > ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================