[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Cool! :) Author

From: Diane Holliday <dlholliday@xxxxxxx>
To: Showgsd-List <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:24:33 -0700
According to Show Dog Magazine, the poem was written by Beryl Allen. 
Mrs. Beryl Allen is an AKC judge of Alaskan Malamutes and Siberian 
Huskies and lives in Phoenix, AZ.

Here's a link: http://www.showdog-magazine.com/Poems/poem3.htm

Lament of a Lady Who's Gone to the Dogs
by Beryl Allen

There was a time, there really was,
When I was sweet and tender;
When Show Dog meant a Disney Star,
and bitch was not a gender.
I went to bed at half past ten;
I went to church on sunday;
On Saturday I baked the beans
and did the wash on Monday.
But then I got a certain pup,
And an erstwhile friend said "SHOW",
And so I did and so I do,
OH! What I didn't know.
I used to dress with flair and style,
That was the life, don't knock it.
But now each dress from bed to ball
Must have a good bait pocket.
I used to have a certain air,
I wallowed in perfume,
I used to smell of Niut D'Amour,
Now I smell like Mr. Groom.
My furniture was haute decor,
My pets a tank of guppies.
Now I've furniture unstuffed,
And well-adjusted puppies.
Once I spoke in pristine prose,
In dulcet tones and frail,
But now I'm using laguage,
That would turn a sailor pale.
I was taught to be well groomed
no matter where I went.
Now all the grooming that I do
is in the handler's tent.
I used to long for furs and jewels
And a figure classed as super,
Now the thing I yearn for most
is a nice new pooper scooper.
I adored a man who murmured verse,
through intimate little dinners,
But now the words I thrill to hear,
Are just three-"Best of Winners".
I rise at dawn and pack the car,
the road ahead's a long one.
The one I routed on the maps,
Invariably's the wrong one.
I really love this doggy life,
I wouldn't care to change it.
But when I get that Best in Show,
I plan to rearrange it.
When my time on earth is done,
I'll go without much nudging.
Just give me three weeks closing date,
and let me know who's judging.
~Beryl Allen

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