[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Breaking News, Election Scandal Uncovered...................
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- Date: Wed, 3 Oct 2007 15:00:46 EDT
Breaking News, Election Scandal Uncovered.......................
Msg: #1 in digest
From: "Cyndy Davis" <cyndy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: Ballots, Bios, and enough Bungling..................
Date: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 15:58:25 -0700
Randy,
It's the board's decision what election company to use on the recommendation
of the Procurement/Contracts chair, Bill Pfeiffer. Sharon did not choose
the election committee. NOT SHARON
Cyndy
AH-HAH! You've cracked the case Cyndy! It was that pesky
Procurement/Contracts Chair all along. Boy, I sure didn't see that one
coming. He seemed
like such a unsuspecting, hardworking type. Hold on while I check the Bylaws
and Bubba's Book of BS (newly revised edition) for
corroboration.................................. ah yes here it is, and it
reads:
Article 20.0.7: The Corresponding Secretary is NOT RESPONSIBLE for
the management of anything in the event that he/she does not concur with the
recommendation of the Procurement/Contracts Chair, Election Committee, and
unanimous vote of the Board. Furthermore, in the event of the above, the
Corresponding Secretary will remain silent, but only to the extent possible,
and
has full authority to give conflicting and erroneous information to the
membership, thus rendering ballots unidentifiable for its' annual election.
And
therefore, is absolved from any/all responsibility here within.
Yep, it is all here and it's a WRAP, good work Detective Cyndy! We can all
rest easy and close the file on this one, CASE SOLVED!
Over & Out,
Deputy " Dawg the Bounty Hunter"
Please Pardon the Postscript but unfortunately there's more:
PS Mr. Bunch, you can call off the Special Board Meeting as the mystery
has been solved! However, please order a man-hunt for Mr. Bill ASAP! He was
last seen scampering away from Election Services Headquarters with the Ballot
Box in hand, and is rumored to be heading north to Canada.
PPS Cyndy, your next highly confidential mission, should you choose to
accept, is to seek out and destroy Margy's missing recording equipment.
Please
contact Kris for details as I will disavow any/all knowledge should you be
captured. This post will self destruct in 20
seconds....................................
PPPS 10-1-2007 Please get me off this list as the insanity is no
longer bearable. I beg of you!
PPPPS 10-2-2007 This is my final cry for help! :-) No really, I
mean it! :-(
PPPPPS 10-3-2007 Note to self; verify Evan's billing rates for legal
defense, pack warm socks, and learn the lyrics to "Rocky Mountain High"
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