[ SHOWGSD-L ] A Little Humor On A Summer Afternoon

From: "Doc Zoe" <wynsum@xxxxxxx>
To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2011 23:02:46 -0400
On the first day, G-d created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the 
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks 
past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
 
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten 
years and I'll give you back the other ten?" â?¨So G-d agreed.

On the second day, G-d created the monkey and said, "Entertain 
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a 
twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty 
long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog 
did?"
And G-d agreed.

On the third day, G-d created the cow and said, "You must go into 
the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have 
calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will 
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And G-d agreed again.

Finally, G-d created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your 
life. For this, I'll 
give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, 
the forty the cow gav
e back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes 
eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said G-d. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy 
ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a 
public service.
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch

Doc and the Girlz of Wynsum



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