[SeniorTech] : Senior Dress Code

From: "Wayne and Brenda" <myerswb@xxxxxxx>
To: "SeniorTech listserv" <seniortech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 20:07:53 -0500




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      Senior Dress Code 

      Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) 
are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about 
the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try 
to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, 
the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 

      1. A nose ring and bifocals 
      2. Spiked hair and bald spots 
      3. A pierced tongue and dentures 
      4. Miniskirts and support hose 
      5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 
      6. Speedo's and cellulite 
      7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 
      8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 
      9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 
      10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist 
      11. Bikinis and liver spots 
      12. Short shorts and varicose veins 
      13. Inline skates and a walker 

      And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older 
Folks"..................... 

      14. Thongs and Depends 


      Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

[SeniorTech] : Senior Dress Code

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