[seaventures] FW: FALL CLASSES FOR WOMEN ( Living on the Edge )

From: "Craig S. Goheen" <goheencs@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 07:06:39 -0400
Fall 
        Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING 
        CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE 
        COMPLETED
By Thursday October 15, 
        2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY 
        LEVEL
OF 
        THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS 
        MAXIMUM.

Class 
        1
Up 
        in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, 
        with Slide Presentation.
Meets 
        4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 
        PM.. 
         
      Class 
      2
Which 
      Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or 
      Bitching 
      About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 
      2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. 
         
      Class 
      3
Is 
      It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group 
      Debate.
Meets 
      4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 
         
      Class 
      4 
      
Fundamental 
      Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory 
      Graphics.
Meets 
      Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 
         
      
      Class 
      5
Curling 
      Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on 
      Video.
Meets 
      4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 
      PM 
         
      Class 
      6
How 
      to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program (N.B. 
      this one fills up very very quickly each 
      semester)
Help 
      Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 
      4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  
      
      Class 
      7
Can 
      a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open 
      Forum.
Monday 
      at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.  
      
      Class 
      8
Health 
      Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three 
      nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
      
         
      
      Class 
      9
I 
      Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life 
      Testimonials.
Tuesdays 
      at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.  
      
      Class 
      10
How 
      to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance 
      Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 
      weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 
      
      Class 
      11
Learning 
      to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the 
      Windshield.
Tuesdays 
      at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   
      Class 
      12
How 
      to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 
      4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 
      PM.   
      Upon completion 
      of any of the above courses, diplomas will be 
      issued 
      to 
      the survivors. 
      
  
      



                                          
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