[sacate] Re: Computer's help desk 12 days of Christmas!
- From: Marie Sersch <msersch@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "'sacate@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <sacate@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 23 Dec 2002 11:18:00 -0500
That was a cute thing about the computer 12 days of Christmas
Marie
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From: Shannon Heisey [SMTP:winsome@xxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Sunday, December 22, 2002 1:22 AM
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Subject: [sacate] Computer's help desk 12 days of Christmas!
> exception. It has been a week of technical difficulty as well as
> Christmas
> festivity. This parody is dedicated to Help Desk technicians Chris and
> Scott, whom I'm rapid driving berserk. It may be sung to the tune of .
> . .
> Well, never mind. You can figure it out.
>
> -------------------------------------------------
>
> The Twelve Days of Christmas Computing
> by Sheila Moss
> .
> On the first day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> A BRAND NEW USER I.D.
> .
> On the second day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> TWO SIGN-IN FORMS,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the third day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> THREE VIRUS SCANS,
> Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the fourth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> FOUR PRINTERS JAMMED,
> Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the fifth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> FIVE NEW PASSWORDS,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the sixth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> SIX EMAILS BOUNCING,
> Five new passwords, Four printers jammed,
> Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the seventh day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> SEVEN PROGRAMS LOADING,
> Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the eighth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> EIGHT WINDOWS FROZEN.
> Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the ninth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> Nine critical downloads, Eight windows frozen,
> SEVEN PROGRAMS LOADING,
> Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the tenth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> TEN UPDATES PENDING.
> Nine critical downloads, Eight windows frozen,
> Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> ELEVEN SERVER WARNINGS,
> Ten updates pending, Nine critical downloads, Eight windows frozen,
> Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing, Five new passwords,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms,
> And a BRAND NEW User I.D.
> .
> On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
> TWELVE PROGRAMS CRASHING,
> Eleven server warnings, Ten updates pending, Nine critical downloads,
> Eight windows frozen, Seven programs loading, Six emails bouncing,
> Five new passwords,
> Four printers jammed, Three virus scans, Two sign-in forms
> And a REVOKED User I.D.
> .
>
> Copyright 2002 Sheila Moss
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