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Jansson <http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/05/science/teirney.hex1.jpg > Pentagon in a bucket created by T. Jansson <http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/05/science/tierney.hex2.jpg > A pentagon-shaped hole appears in the center of the water swirling against the edge of a rotating bucket. In top picture, a hexagon appears when the bucket is spun at a higher speed. (Photos: Kåre H.Jensen, Martin P. Haspang and Thomas R.N. Jansson) The judging committee, after reviewing your more than 200 nominations, has finally settled on a name and a myth for the mysterious hexagon <http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/28/the-your-name-here-hexag on-of-saturn/> on Saturn. But first, let?s take a look at a hexagon in Denmark pointed out to me by several readers. It was created by rapidly rotating a bucket of water ? hardly an exact a model of Saturn?s atmosphere, but it might help in understanding those clouds swirling around the hexagon at its north pole. The hexagon-in-a-bucket was reported <http://scitation.aip.org/getabs/servlet/GetabsServlet?prog=normal&id=PR LTAO000096000017174502000001&idtype=cvips&gifs=yes> in Physical Review Letters last year by a team led by Thomas R. N. Jansson, a geophysics student at the Niels Bohr Institute at the University of Copenhagen. The researchers found that as the bucket spun faster, a ?spectacular instability? caused holes shaped like polygons to appear in the center of the whirlpooling water. (You can see an array of the polygons here <http://scitation.aip.org/getabs/servlet/GetabsServlet?prog=normal&id=PR LTAO000096000017174502000001&idtype=cvips&gifs=yes> .) When I asked Mr. Jansson if the hexagon created in a bucket is a distant cousin of the one in Saturn?s atmosphere, he replied: ?They clearly look alike, but without knowing the dynamics of the winds on Saturn in more detail, it is hard to tell whether or not the phenomena really are similar. I could, however, imagine that there is a shear layer between the different parts of the rotating gas, maybe due to heating of the gas above the pole, and if yet another wind system existed beneath this polygon rotating at higher speeds, then the setup would be somewhat comparable to ours.? Whatever?s creating the hexagon on Saturn, it inspired an impressive burst of creativity in the nominations for a name. The judges seriously considered the Gods? Conference Table ? one side for each of the first six planets, as suggested <http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/29/saturns-hexagon-the-plot -thickens/#comment-3287> by John the One. They liked the hex nut ideas and especially Boltealis, a blending of bolt and borealis proposed <http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/28/the-your-name-here-hexag on-of-saturn/#comment-2792> by Jeremy H. Greenberg. The judges very nearly went for the Jesus Nut, which was suggested by the novelist Christopher Buckley. That?s what soldiers call the hexagonal nut on top of a helicopter that that keeps the main rotor from falling off. According to Wikipedia, the term <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_nut> was coined by soldiers in the Vietnam War who figured that if the nut came loose, you would spend your final seconds praying to the Lord. But the TierneyLab Ethics Review Board nixed that designation because of concerns it could look like cronyistic payback to Buckley for giving me a cameo role in his new novel, ?Boomsday.? (I appear as the moderator of a debate who bites his lip to stop from laughing at the funniest line ever uttered by a presidential candidate. Unfortunately, it?s unprintable in a family newspaper.) The Ethics Review Board also nixed my son?s nomination of Saturn?s Donut, and my wife?s suggestion that Saturn was actually a Southern belle wearing a hexagonal hat to go with her hoop skirt (the rings). Saturn's hexagon at the north pole <http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/02/science/saturn.190.jpg> The mysterious red hexagon is encircled by a blue ring that is Saturn?s version of the aurora borealis: an aurora at its north pole produced by charged particles smashing into Saturn?s atmosphere along magnetic-field lines. Or at least that?s the non-mythological explanation. (Photo: NASA/JPL/University of Arizona) In the end, the judges settled on William S. Anderson?s nomination <http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/28/the-your-name-here-hexag on-of-saturn/#comment-2845> of Omphalos, the stone that Saturn?s wife wrapped in swaddling clothes and gave to him. He swallowed it thinking it was his infant son, Jupiter, whom he wanted to wolf down just as he had swallowed his previous children. This was not what we think of as model parenting, but his family had a history of strained father-son relations. Saturn had overthrown his father, Uranus, by castrating him, and he didn?t want to give his children the same opportunity. After reviewing this mythology and studying the red hexagon in NASA?s images, the judges noted that it fits right inside a blue ring that must be Saturn?s mouth ? one more reason to go with Mr. Anderson?s proposal. (NASA prefers to think of the blue ring as Saturn?s aurora, but mythology has never been its strong suit.) The pronunciation, by the way, is roughly OM-fuh-las, but in casual conversation you could simply go with Saturn?s Stone. If there are any classical scholars who see a problem with the Omphalos name, you?re welcome to post comments. The Lab?s Nomenclature Adjudication Panel will consider any substantive objections. But unless something turns up, we will keep our promise to honor the contest winner by henceforth referring to this hexagonal feature by its new name: the Anderson Omphalos. Behold Saturn and tremble at his appetite. * E-mail <javascript:document.getElementById('emailThis_59').submit();> This 12 comments so far... * 1. April 6th, 2007 1:31 pm <> Great new name, as long as we don?t call it Anderson?s Omphalos, since the Greek term also means ?belly-button?, and some of us are too young to go through a midriff crisis. Still, the name gives astronomers everywhere the chance to say that they too are engaged in navel-gazing. ? Posted by Chris Brunelle * 2. April 6th, 2007 1:51 pm <> Omphalos is a suitable name because it also means ?navel.? The peoples of the ancient Meditteranean made a habit of marking various spots as the centers of the world using stones. As the world can have only one belly-button, and as only the powerful can arbitrarily declare where it is, a change in location signalled a significant change in regional power and history. Two famous locations include the Omphalos at Delphi, which is also related to the story of Zeus, and the Omphalos at Jerusalem?s Church of the Holy Sepulchre, which marked the center of the late-Roman and early-Christian worlds. Can you please tell us more about Saturn?s Omphalos? What happens there? Why is it significant for our understanding of the planet? How big is it? ? Posted by Michael Cole * 3. April 6th, 2007 2:01 pm <> Omphalos is actually Greek for bellybutton. ? Posted by mapgirl * 4. April 6th, 2007 2:11 pm <> Isn?t this the Greek word for navel? This would have Saturn staring into the starry void while reclining on the ecliptic. It?s always best when a mythic reference can lead in numerous directions. Well done. ? Posted by Tom Makeig * 5. April 6th, 2007 2:16 pm <> HexRing ? Posted by Carol Kucera * 6. April 6th, 2007 2:57 pm <> Tierny writes: ?I appear as the moderator of a debate who bites his lip to stop from laughing at the funniest line ever uttered by a presidential candidate. Unfortunately, it?s unprintable in a family newspaper.? Since when did the new york times become concerned about unprintable subject matter? You gave up your claim to being a family newspaper ever since you published the ?net version and perhaps even long before that. ? Posted by todd * 7. April 6th, 2007 3:09 pm <> Saturn?s belly button. I like it. Bravo, Mr. Anderson. ? Posted by Matt Sinclair * 8. April 6th, 2007 3:45 pm <> My only question would be concerning whether Saturn?s Omphalos is an inner or an outer. ? Posted by Arthur Diamond * 9. April 6th, 2007 3:51 pm <> It?s a good name. But I still think it?s an optical distortion caused by a stargate? if anything, that water-in-the-bucket experiment supports the idea. And Arthur C. Clarke certainly knew there was a stargate in Saturn. ? Posted by chris * 10. April 6th, 2007 3:53 pm <> Maybe Saturn has a bloated military-industrial complex, and a Pentagon was simply too small to encompass its needs ? Posted by Orin Hollander * 11. April 6th, 2007 4:13 pm <> I don?t like it. The phenomenon looks nothing like either a navel or a babyish stone. The name Omphalos also does nothing to address its hexagonal shape, which is what makes it unique in our solar system. I like Jesus Nut much better. It has an equally interesting background story ? and one that suggests the proper hexagonal shape and upright orientation. (Also, it has a double meaning: Christian fanatic. That?s totally unrelated, but I?m a sucker for anything with a double meaning.) Chalk up another one for Christopher Buckley. Nuts to cronyism. ? Posted by Tiernan Erickson * 12. April 6th, 2007 4:25 pm <> BOOoorring! ? Posted by Twin Falls Bob Add your comments... 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A pentagon-shaped hole appears in the center of the water swirling against the edge of a rotating bucket. In top picture, a hexagon appears when the bucket is spun at a higher speed. (Photos: Kåre H.Jensen, Martin P. Haspang and Thomas R.N. Jansson) The judging committee, after reviewing your more than 200 nominations, has finally [?] * April 3 70 comments The <http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/04/03/the-epa-fantasy-science- conquers-all/> E.P.A. 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