[ratpack] Fwd: E-Mail of the Year!!
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- Date: Mon, 4 Jan 2010 22:49:11 +0000 (UTC)
Dream on...but, wouldn't it be nice?
Subject: FW: E-Mail of the Year!!
BOY! I would like to be the President who says this!!!!! It would sure solve a
lot of our American problems if we just put our needs before other countries
who use
us, hate us, and take, take, take!
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR
REPUBLICAN , GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
" My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been
completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission
in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin
the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The
United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the
countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations
on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first
year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY
YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN
20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell
holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note,
a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and
eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France ,
Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bonne chance, me za mies.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of
thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in
the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing
us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really
need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep,
border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting
now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in
Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come.
If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2
above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.. Some
will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It
is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in
America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought.. Thank you guys. We owe
you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak
Arabic.
God bless America .. Thank you and good night. "
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank
a soldier.
(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let's get
this to every USA computer!)
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