This is from a site called playground rules, where kids and adults remembering their childhood post stuff that went on in their school..... The best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fat momma This was a woman of monolithic proportions. Probably around 30 stone, I would guess, even with hindsight. She would waddle around the town with shopping bags full of tucker with which to stuff her ludicrously fat face. The popular legend became unnervingly real, however, when she appeared in our boarding house canteen and started squeezing between the tables. The poor woman had a child of indeterminate sex and age (best guess, female, 12) who was about 12 stone and could also be seen shuffling up gentle hills. Fat Momma had her own song. Fat Momma's coming She's coming to fuck you She's so fucking fat She's coming She's coming up the stairs She's coming to fuck you She's got dead sheep coming out of her cunt She's coming to fuck you She's coming into the room She smells soooo bad And she's pulling the dead sheep out of her cunt And the tramps and the children (continue, adding awful things, ad infinitum) out of her cunt (shouted) She's fucking you! She's fucking you! (Alex Marshall) f -----Original Message----- From: Andy Burrows [mailto:Andy.Burrows@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: 12 July 2002 10:55 To: 'pr0k@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx' Subject: [pr0k] Re: Tampons > Really liked that song but the video was shit. Yeah, but it's a good video for an independant band... Nice song...