[pr0k] FW: blasphemy!
- From: Andy Burrows <Andy.Burrows@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Thu, 30 May 2002 14:35:55 +0100
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From: John Willimann
Sent: 30 May 2002 14:32
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Subject: blasphemy!
> Jesus, in a very worried state, convenes all of his apostles and
> disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption
> problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reach the
> conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, they
> should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to
> proceed. It is therefore decided that a commission made up of some of
> the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The
> secret operation is effected and two days later the eager Jesus, waiting
> at the door, hears a knock: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the
> door. "What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from Morocco" "Very well son,
> come in." Another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the
> door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well
> son, come in." Another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus
> opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?" "Cocaine from Bolivia"
> "Very well son, come in." Another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's John"
> Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John?" "Crack from New York"
> "Very well son, come in." Another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Luke"
> Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Luke?" "Speed from Amsterdam"
> "Very well son, come in." Another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Judas"
> Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" .............
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> " FBI MOTHER F***ERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
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