[phoenixchorale] Re: The World According to Basses (R rated)

From: Leigh Mundhenk <mundhenk@xxxxxxxxx>
To: phoenixchorale@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2016 10:39:49 -0400

So funny. Kinda makes me glad to be an alto :-)

Leigh G. Mundhenk, PhD
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On Apr 24, 2016 6:43 PM, "David L V" <davidlv55@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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*A bass in a choir is a man that sings in the lowest range. The kind of
man whose voice seems to literally make the stage vibrate with its low,
resonant, reverberating and rich sound quality. The kind of man who kicks
baritone and tenor arses collectively. The kind of man who adds depth to
any choir song.Basses, unlike tenors and baritones, are actually capable of
getting an alto to become interested in them. Altos are rather selective
and demanding when it comes to men, and the only men that can catch their
eyes are basses. Basically, while the sopranos are standing there swooning
over the tenors, the basses are hitting it off with the altos.*

*Oh, and one more thing — basses are living, breathing, walking, talking
sex under stage lights. They exude masculinity. They're talented and
confident. They're basically pure and unbridled sex.*

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References:
- [phoenixchorale] The World According to Basses (R rated)
  - From: David L V

[phoenixchorale] Re: The World According to Basses (R rated)

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