[Humorlist Joke] 60 and heading towards 70
*Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.* *Don't
laugh.....it is all true...these are the perks of reaching 60 and*
*heading towards 70 and older!*
*1.* *There is nothing* *left to learn* *the hard way.*
*2.**Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.*
*3.* *No one expects you to run----anywhere.*
*4.* *People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?*
*5.* *People no longer view* *you as a* *hypochondriac.*
*6.* *You no longer think* *of speed limits* *as a challenge.* *7.*
*Things you buy now won't wear out...*
*8.* *You can eat supper at 4pm.*
*9.* *You can live without sex but not your glasses.*
*10.* *Your secrets are safe with your friends*
*because they can't remember them*
*either.* *11.*
*You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.* *12.* *You can't remember who sent you this list.*
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