Why don't Episcopalians have orgies?
There would be too many "thank you" notes to send.
phy professor and an economics professor met for lunch one day, and as they
were finishing their coffee, the economics professor said, "I need to go and
write this semester's final exam." The philosophy professor said, "I have used
the same exam every semester." The economics professor asked, "After all these
years, haven't any students caught on?" The philosophy professor replied, "Oh,
I use the same questions, but every semester I change the answers."
A California zoo closed temporarily due to earthquakes and they hired a local
trucker with a refrigerated trailer to take the penguins to SeaWorld for a few
weeks. When his truck broke down, the trucker offered a passing motorist with a
station wagon a hundred dollars to take the penguins on to SeaWorld. The next
day, the trucker spotted the motorist with the penguins still in the back of
the car and said, "Didn't I give you a hundred bucks to take the penquins to
SeaWorld?" "Yeah," said the motorist, "we had so much fun, today we're going to
Disneyland."
