Here is a weekend joke from the kim komando column.
A WEEKEND JOKE
A married couple have made it all the way into their 90s having been
married at 20 years of age. Their physician is amazed at how spry they
are. However, they are starting to show some mental lapses. He
recommends that they start to write things down to help them remember.
Later that night they're watching TV. The old man gets up. "I'm going
to the kitchen, dear. Want anything?" "Yes!" she says. "I'd love some
ice cream. Do you want me to write that down?" "No, I think I can
remember ice cream." "Oh, and whipped cream," she says. "I know you'll
forget that, let me jot that down." "I got it!" he says, "Ice cream
with whipped cream on top." "And strawberries. I know you'll forget
that." "Quiet woman! Ice cream, whipped cream & strawberries." The old
man makes it to the kitchen. She hears him fussing around but soon
loses interest and goes back to her TV show. Finally, the old man
emerges from the kitchen and hands her a plate with bacon & eggs. She
looks at the plate quite exasperated and asked, "Where's my toast?"
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