Starting with a quote from Jane!
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down
and got back up again.
~Nelson Mandela
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Barry said, I want one or two!..................
A great weapons system
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AC-130 Gunship --- up close and personal!!!
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/acinsbrut4
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Another good " from Jane!
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau
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Marvin sent this story about two alligators!
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
"I can't understand how You can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get
it."
"Well," said the big gator, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and
eat 'em!"
Same here says the big gator. Do you eat Democrats or Republicans?
I eat the Democrats says the little guy.
"Ah!" says the big gator "I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of a Democrat,
there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.
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Another " from Jane!
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
~ Mark Twain
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Bob K. sent quotes!
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
limits".
-- Albert Einstein
I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of
Obamacare so far: Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: "We have to pass it,
to find out what's in it."
A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition
of a stool sample."
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Jane now sent, funny life saying
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. Hes
turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now hes
miserable and depressed.
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Bob K. said, Says it all! My identity. No hope left !
Sit seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I
want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with
me regardless of what I have become
.
The following is a recap of my current identity:
I was born white , which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an
ally of big business.
I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media
tells me, which makes me a non-believer and stupid.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which
makes me ridiculous.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the
police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to
each individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.
I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at
graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all
citizens, which makes me a militarist.
Please help me come to terms with this, because Im not sure who I am
anymore!
Newest problem I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.
Gun Control...schemed by tyrants and supported by fools.
"To anger a conservative, lie to him.
To anger a liberal, tell him the truth"...
Theodore Roosevelt
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Another " from Jane!
People often say that motivation doesnt last. Well, neither does
bathingthats why we recommend it daily.
~Zig Ziglar
