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1. If you are interested in being on the executive next year, let Dave or
Gord know.
2. Great presentation this morning from Neil of Manchester signs
http://www.okbe.ca/Sign-Manufacturing-Installation-Printing-paper-and-forms/
Manchester-Signs-Printing-Graphics/74/members.php Three minute presentation
was done by Rita Hagen on the do's and don'ts of moving.
http://www.okbe.ca/Moving-Relocation-Specialist/Kelowna-Movers-Ltd/149/membe
rs.php
4. Pub night is at the Gatekeeper in November. Details to follow.
5. Give blood if you can. It may save someone you know.
6. 36 referrals this morning. 25 1st Party and 11 3rd Party
7. For those of you that are not on the website, contact Sarah at Navigator
Multimedia sarah@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
8. Paul Marois says it is waste reduction week so get yourself down to
Curves
9. Habitat will be hosting 400 people at a conference next May in Kelowna.
10. December 15 will be a Duelling Pianos Prime Rib and Seafood dinner at
the Holiday Inn
11. I note that some new members are still not on our website. Can someone
please help them
12. National day of remembrance for crash victims
http://www.onecrashistoomany.com/event/national-day-of-remembrance-for-road-
traffic-victims/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azJy-zVar6U&index=1&list=PLBPtTrRU7Jmxh471ZH
v2qP-Wsn19RzFI3 Try and make it out to support Paul
13. Bowling Results: There were a number of 1st time 10 pin bowlers out. The
first game Jerry's first game of 10 pin he had the high score of 135 but
Frank kicked butt in the second game with somewhere around 160!. A fun time
was had by all and there were a few sore arms over the weekend.
14. see below for Ducky's top things!
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My 21st Year. "Thanks for the Referrals"
THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY'
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?'
She hit me.
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How come we choose from just two people to run for President
and over fifty for Miss America?
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Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed
with a relative.
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Now that food has replaced
sex in my life, I can't even
get into my own pants.
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have
signed up in the first place!
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When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping.'
Now I just 'chunky dunk.'
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Don't argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete'
and start all over? AMEN!
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Why is it that our children
can't read a Bible in school,
but they can in prison?
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Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and
brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.
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Why do I have to swear on
the Bible in Court
when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
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Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this,
thank a teacher -
and since it's in English,
thank a Soldier'
And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
