K12> Daily Jokes You Can Tell in Class
- From: Gleason Sackmann <gleason@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: NetHappenings <nethappenings@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 10:00:00 -0500
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Date: Sun, 28 Sep 2003 21:14:07 EDT
From: Jerry Taylor <JerryTaylr@xxxxxxx>
Subject: Daily Jokes You Can Tell in Class
To: K12ADMIN@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities
believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged
with carrying weapons of math instruction.
2. It was halfway through the school year and the principal was lecturing the
teachers during a faculty meeting. He presented a painful list of all their
failures, flaws and shortcomings. The list of transgressions seemed endless.
Then he announced that the science club was sponsoring a blood drive, and that,
to promote faculty involvement, he would donate the first pint of blood. An
anxious voice from the rear of the room asked, "Whose?"
The above jokes came from a cool web site I thought you might enjoy. It's
filled with cute little jokes that are appropriate for use in class. The
address is:
http://search.teach-nology.com/jokes/hints.pl
Jerry Taylor
Technology Integration Teacher
Greece, NY School District
Web page: http://www.jerrytaylor.net
TASK page: http://www.greece.k12.ny.us/task/
"Not one shred of evidence exists supporting
the idea that life is serious."
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