Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: > From: "Chasity Jackson" <chasityvanda@xxxxxxxxxxx> > Date: April 4, 2014 at 4:07:18 AM CDT > To: <terryt52@xxxxxxxxxxx> > Subject: Fw: Hair cut > > A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get > > a haircut? > > > The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 > > hours.' The guy left but did not return that day. > > > A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How > > long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and > > said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left and again, did not return that day. > > > A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long > > before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, > > 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left. > > > The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor follow > > him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a > > haircut, but he never comes back later. > > > A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. > > > The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' > > > Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, > > 'Your house! ' >